http://blog.olivierlaude.com Illic ego est, vestri deus quod dominum. Tue, 27 May 2008 23:07:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en OMFG.....this is better than Libyan porno(well almost)...I have hit the motherload.....no pun, haa, haaa.....(and OMFG, fade to red, this gives me such great happiness). http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/415 Wonderful gala last night in my honor. I danced and danced, great pleasure....aaaaahhh......! ...... a million Casiotones for the People, great pleasure....aaaaahhh......! Later, after party, took Wangjaesan Dancers, for a spin, ha, ha, no pun... The generals watched "Dear Leader" perform "Honored Bukkake".... Great pleasure.......aaaaahhh......! the people, they whistle while they worked.....great pleasure....aaaaahhhh......! and ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/414 ......couldn't resist...... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/413 I have been a huge fan of African music since I was 5 or 6 years old. My father had brought 78 RPM LPs from Madagascar and I remember listening to them and being completely transfixed. From then on I kept on searching for African music without much luck. Not ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/412 Here are a few more resources to help you understand your future. 1- On the Threshold: 2- Evidence from cases. 3- The project on: 4- Environment, population and security: 5- Environmental Scarcity and Violent Conflict: The Case of Pakistan 6-Clausewitz vs. The Scholar: I'll stop right there for now, will add to it later..... Enjoy. Sweet ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/411 At the bottom of a returned email. Adrienne woke up in Taipei and sent me an email telling me she was awake. Somehow, overnight, the signature morphed into a mantra..... I have to admit that texting or emailing, in real time to my girl(in Asia) is a real pleasure. "Driving to ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/409 Anyway, since we've featured this one long enough, we have removed it and replaced it with clean white space. Enjoy..... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/406 http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/405 Alexandre, here is your answer. I hope this helps. Enlarge by clicking on the image. http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/402 A little image searching today, instead of doing what I am supposed to.... Keyed in different "Jesus"(G-Zeuses). A nice smorgasbord to store away, for future inspiration. German Jesus: West Texas Jesus: Dear Permian Basin, If my people will pray, and stop their wicked ways, I'll forgive their sins and heal their ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/396 Great interview with George Soros in the New York Review of Books. Been thinking the same kinds of things for a while now but could never have sat down and put it all together like that. Not my skill set, that's for sure..... I highly recommend it. Not that he is ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/395 Now then; now that we have laid the ground work for Miaes (pun), it stands to reason that I might deservedly, so to speak, perform a public function and post a little human anatomy. For those of you who come to me, "Dear Leader", by any other means than the ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/393 Click to enlarge, and peer into my arse's future...... and this has nothin' to do with mules and donkeys. Just my ass, a scalpel and a little post operative pleasure to boot(no pun intended).... Precarious, any thoughts on the matter, and don't fucking tell me it's not your bag ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/391 May be I should move to Brazil and leave those puritans behind......Nevertheless, seems like Ms. Juliana Paes, a big soap opera and Samba star in Brazil, is not afraid of her body and of a little humor at her expense. I'm next....So stay tuned. http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/389 So who's YOUR Massa? It's Dear Leada !!! Rest of pics HERE. http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/388 Northern France, Tuesday: In 1940, my father was four, and a refugee, fleeing the Germans and their armies. In the back of the cart, my uncles and father looked up at the sky and listened to each brother call; softly they spoke of the dunes, the marsh and of ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/385 It's been 12 months since I started this blog. Now what? Much is brewing, but none will be revealed. I had thought that I would let the readers of this blog in on it but it shan't come to pass, or at least not yet and not on this watch. ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/383 You mean like "Thomas Kinkade". Anyway, Lucy, in the recent past, a couple people have mentioned that my work reminds them of Greg's affectations. To such unwarranted insults, I swiftly and generally respond by quite vigorously head butting the culprits and/or accompanying genomic companions. You should try it as well, ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/382 http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/381 "I had to fold my bicycle and stow it in the shed, between the road and the garden, but when I came downstairs and didn't want to play, I came to think that may be her pedal car was still there, in between the fields, just beneath the corn and ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/380 I have no comment at this time. http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/375 I know this is beneath me, being an intellectual and all, but sometimes you just need to leave the serious and committed artist behind and cotton up to a little R&R. Joerg, this one's for you, as somehow, this makes some sort of nefarious symphonic sense; as if two intemporal ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/373 I had originally linked to this video thru YouTube but it suddenly got yanked???. Since I have the original, I am posting it as a link. Clink the link below and it will set you free. You need to let it download first and then click play. iraq-speed-bump.wmv http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/371 I shot this self portrait yesterday. I plan on carefully etching my liking* into my black marble, Eero Saarinen, dining room table. Will post results on this blog. *ha-ha, herro, plis to forget typo, i mean like-ness, not liking, ha-ha. http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/363 Dear Leader, Since I am in the process of comparatively studying the class and cultural similitudes in the finer arts as compared to its more reviled commercial and propagandistic brethrens, I would once again like to turn your attention towards the works linked in the next paragraph, and the South ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/361 Notes: Summer retreat and party plenum. Newport, Rhode Island. August 13, 1953: We the People, in order to form a more perfect monopoly, establish benefits, insure hegemony, provide for the common stock, promote the corporation, and secure the blessings of liberty to enrich ourselves and that of our future prosperity, we ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/356 This is it. I have decided to terminate "Dear Leader" and move on to other things. I will continue writing but not on this blog. My intentions are to start something else and see where it takes me. It should certainly be interesting, if anything. Of course, I won't say ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/352 The American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons - (AAOS) is in town this week, so my brother, followed these migratory birds to San Francisco to teach and learn the latest surgical techniques to the assembled hippocratic masses. Since he recently acquired his pilot's license he rented a plane in San Carlos, ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/350 The circle jerk is unbroken, or may be just now finding its flying wings but it seems that my earlier vow of not mentioning my innumerable achievements, is fast fading. To complete the gnashing of teeth and anguished wringing of omniscient hands, I am pleased to announce the next entry, ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/348 I usually do not talk about business, and other such bourgeois capitalist matters, but just this time I will have to make an exception and mention that as of March 1st, two thousand and eight, my professional representation with Redeye will officially terminate. I shall represent myself until further ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/344 Changed my mind, the entirety of this two part interview with Joerg Colberg, lord and master of famed "Conscientious", needs to be published on the same day. Part one is here, APE and Jackanory. Part two, yours truly as "Dear Leader" resides just below iconic mount Fuji. DL: Joerg- Just wondering ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/341 Jörg Colberg, interviewed below, in a two part series by APE(A Photo Editor) and the venerable Andrew Hetherington (What's the Jackanory). I had originally intended to edit and scramble their questions, including mine, which will appear tomorrow but this turned out to be far longer and involved than I had ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/339 A true story, as told to us kids, over thirty five years ago, by my great uncle: In early March of forty five, a freak snow storm cut off the coastal rail lines, between Livorno and Grosseto. A troop transport reeking of sweat, canned beef and soupy rice and carrying a ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/338 Before the coming eclipse, I owe it to my two co-Joerg interviewer to finish the Q and A and post it, promptly. I shall do so and leave it up for a week or so. This will also give me the time to work out the software quirks inherent in ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/332 Crap, this privacy plugin does not seem to work properly. I guess I'll post this entry while I figure out how to make it work like it should. While I work on this, please read the following paragraph . This will, I presume, serve the same function as a public ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/328 Freehand, in Illustrator. http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/327 No time to blog lately, but here's some colors since that's were I'm headin'..! http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/323 http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/316 I very excite...! http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/313 The Keebler Time Evolution Operator, or probability distribution in random variables. Look up, and look it up. http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/309 The site Wordcount arranges 88 thousand of the English language's most frequently used words. Endlessly fun. My first name comes in as word 21291, between tablecloth and sclerosis(nice!!!) and my last name is not currently featured in the archives(make you feel small or terribly unique, don't it?). Try typing in ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/306 Recently, I have begun to take walks in the city. It's the rainy season and I can't stand the rain, which, if you have ever lived in Paris for any length of time, you've grown to hate. At the slightest sign of a break in the clouds I put on ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/304 These shots were taken in San Blas, Panama. Raphael who is now 12 years old, was ten at the time and gabriel, the blond one was 7. The New York Times travel section had a piece on the San Blas archipelago recently which hopefully will not ruin the place. If ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/301 Here we go, here are a few more stories for your arty pleasuré: ONE- Go shoot animal tracks, gopher tracks, goat tracks, that sort of thing. Did you know most roads and byways you now drive on, to take your aunt Mary to her shallow grave, started out as animal ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/294 Image courtesy of: Marsh, Moriarty, Ontel & Golder, P.C. In the spirit of this new year, I wish to share with you this personal missive, which over the years has allowed me to correspond with strangers; garnering friendships and honors as well as financial recompense. This letter, I use as first ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/292 A note left by my 9 year old Gabriel, written in English but in beautiful handwritten French cursive: "Papa, I should like for you to download these movies to my iPod ": 1- Team America, 2- In iTunes, in the section "Purchased" there will be a movie called: "South Park Bigger, longer ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/291 "............... those affected foragers, manipulating other, less disingenuous characters, elephantine rogues and agitators who rise to pomp and circumstance by playing to that imminent and gullible mind, of a market of believers. Perpetrators, thinly disguised speculators, obstructionist and talented frocks, biding the acrimonious bile of some authority or power: The backslapper, ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/290 DL: Photographers out number editors a million to one but given the fact that you may well be the one and only photo editor who did it, what does that "intuit" about your esteemed colleagues? RB(AKAPE): I think there's a huge misconception about the number of "professional" photographers in this ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/286 To close out the year, the "Musee des lettres et Manuscrits"(the museum of letters and manuscripts) is having a exhibition called "parlez-moi d'amour"(speak to me about love), a show about love letters. An appropriate way to close out and begin the new year. Sorry, it's all in French but ... http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/283 I'm thinking Olympic event. and of course, straight from the set of "Idiocraty", kabuki nuts. http://blog.olivierlaude.com/archives/282