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How to reduce your carbon footprint….

May 2, 2008

Alexandre, here is your answer. I hope this helps. Enlarge by clicking on the image.

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Genomic companions.

April 10, 2008

You mean like “Thomas Kinkade”. Anyway, Lucy, in the recent past, a couple people have mentioned that my work reminds them of Greg’s affectations. To such unwarranted insults, I swiftly and generally respond by quite vigorously head butting the culprits and/or accompanying genomic companions.
You should try it as well, as it is rather effective, […]

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Super Ordovician, Carboniferous, Phanerozoic Mississipian.

April 3, 2008

I have no comment at this time.

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“Clown car + Vagina”

April 2, 2008

I know this is beneath me, being an intellectual and all, but sometimes you just need to leave the serious and committed artist behind and cotton up to a little R&R.
Joerg, this one’s for you, as somehow, this makes some sort of nefarious symphonic sense; as if two intemporal harpsicords strings had been plucked to […]

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Un terremoto mas fuerte….

March 31, 2008

I shot this self portrait yesterday. I plan on carefully etching my liking* into my black marble, Eero Saarinen, dining room table. Will post results on this blog.

*ha-ha, herro, plis to forget typo, i mean like-ness, not liking, ha-ha.

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A more perfect Monopoly….

March 24, 2008

Notes: Summer retreat and party plenum. Newport, Rhode Island. August 13, 1953:
We the People, in order to form a more perfect monopoly, establish benefits, insure hegemony, provide for the common stock, promote the corporation, and secure the blessings of liberty to enrich ourselves and that of our future prosperity, we do ordain and establish this […]

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AAOS is in town…

March 6, 2008

The American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons - (AAOS) is in town this week, so my brother, followed these migratory birds to San Francisco to teach and learn the latest surgical techniques to the assembled hippocratic masses. Since he recently acquired his pilot’s license he rented a plane in San Carlos, twenty minutes down the peninsula, […]

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Cherokee Peep Holes…!

January 11, 2008

Recently, I have begun to take walks in the city. It’s the rainy season and I can’t stand the rain, which, if you have ever lived in Paris for any length of time, you’ve grown to hate.
At the slightest sign of a break in the clouds I put on my overcoat and step out into […]

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Ista quidem est!

January 8, 2008

“…………… those affected foragers, manipulating other, less disingenuous characters, elephantine rogues and agitators who rise to pomp and circumstance by playing to that imminent and gullible mind, of a market of believers.
Perpetrators, thinly disguised speculators, obstructionist and talented frocks, biding the acrimonious bile of some authority or power: The backslapper, apple polisher, flatterer and glad […]

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“Bah, fucking, humbug..!”

December 17, 2007

What have we done to deserve this? First they put a fucking idiot in office, procreate like bush rabbits… and now this….. Enough already! and the fucking thing lights up too, aaargh!
Yo, Kincade, where is that IED when you really it, I mean, really…. Thomas, next year, I promise, I am signing you up […]

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Stick and Steak…..

December 16, 2007

What if, and if only, the intromittent sexual organ wasn’t just, a spongiform, but a muscle, prone to serve the same functions, as to produce both frequent and infrequent, voluntary and involuntary, autonomic obfuscations?
And furthermore, I am to presume that he is just simply trying to pop off the Stick and Stay, and indicate […]

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Hardy Bush.

December 10, 2007

Once again I find myself on Market and 16th, browsing Books Inc. As frequent readers of this electronic entity know, I am a male hetero living “In the Ghaytto”, in San Francisco. My sources tell me that the Castro is being gentrified my breeders, as older gay men leave, sadly, to relocate to less expensive […]

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Marsasart….or, Buford Herring’s Q3.

I am currently developing a line of photography based video games with Atari. This up coming video gaming library will be available for purchase on this site in Q3.
The franchise’s titles we are currently developing and market testing are being quickly expanded to satisfy the needs of the gaming and discerning visual creator’s library.
Titles available […]

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“What’s going on here..!” said the Mountie.

December 5, 2007

Since I already know, why don’t “You” tell me…..

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“This is your brain, not mine.”

December 4, 2007


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“The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and the rest go to Wal-Mart.”

That about sums it up. 

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“I’m Herb Ritts, bitch…!”

December 1, 2007

An early afternoon spent trying out antique hairdos with Gabriel modeling .

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“Proud and Prejudiced”.

November 29, 2007

Since I only came to this country when I was fourteen, it stands to reason that I spent the better part of my formative years in the country of my nativity; France namely. The country which gave you the “freedom frie”*, a healthy love of ridicule and what some might contemptuously taunt as, a shallow […]

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“The Pope’s Moose Knuckle”.

November 21, 2007


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You ain’t no Condi, part deux…

October 23, 2007

To complement the post below as well as announce my intentions of personally redesigning my site, I had just wanted to add a few comments to the post below, to further refine my thoughts.
When I tuned in to “A Photo Editor” this morning I was getting a haircut. Knowing full well that the potential […]

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You ain’t no Condoleezza Rice….

October 17, 2007

Overseen in San Francisco: On Castro and Market, a homeless man pulled out his member in front of “Pottery Barn” and tried spraying the crowd with a perfectly formed jet of urine. All the while screaming: “You ain’t no Condoleezza Rice, motherfuckin’ bitch…!“. This gives new meaning to Colin Powel’s famously adage to W: “You […]

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Mixed Greens.

October 11, 2007

This essay was written and is being used by permission. Father Ignacio Kotsakis, pictured above (not a pseudonym), is the author of the treatise you are about to read–:
Begin transcript:
“I am a cold war baby and for what it’s worth the Soviet Union used to be an altogether appropriate and useful reflection of our collective […]

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“On a bag of frozen peas”.

October 4, 2007

I had originally posted this poem last June about my friend Steve, who I assure you, is nothing but an entirely fictionally character and in no way bares any resemblance to himself or anyone else. I had appropriate his name and relative likeness to allow me to post the original poem below, which had […]

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What’s that sound in your eye?

July 20, 2007

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Since all we get these days are data files and images, is it too much to ask to get to know what Mars sounds like….?
Like any self respecting fan of all things celestial, I take great pleasure in reveling in the facts that no matter how self-obsessed or delusional I may get, there is always […]

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“Post-Jungian empirical naming conventions and cultural appropriations in French Canadian contemporary Photography”.

July 17, 2007

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I am currently in the process of writing and editing a white paper for submission in the “Dawson City, Boeuf/Meyer/Ju’dGazon, Neo-pictorialist Ontological Filipo-Acadist journal and foundation”; an on-line, bilingual, Canadian bimonthly publication and society, dedicated to the advancement and promotion of contemporary post-Jungian cross-gender boundaries in French Canadian neo-pictorialists. Here are a few excerpts in […]

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