"DEAR LEADER"

My heart makes a beat and my knees skip the beat……..! Download the full resolution image, enlarge it within the browser window or in photoshop HERE…and stare at it… What would those rings sound like as an LP, what would it be like to float in Saturn’s atmosphere, underneath the shadows of those rings. Land your ship on an icy ring and spin round Saturn for one hell of a galactic revolution…. I stare at Saturn and the world’s alright with me….. Like my son Raphaël says: “Papa, I don’t ever want to die”…. Raphaël, this is as close as living forever as we’ll ever get….!

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Palemiger Spatzen- Have been know to serenade Mexican arms dealers, you can tell from the Jheri curl that they are actually from Jalisco, not Bavaria….I am also pretty sure this was shot on the remains of the Berghof….or at least Hitler’s summer grassing lands…

and some sort of Bavarian surf tunes….

Like a fine cheese, this one has yet to loose it’s distinctive milky flavor…
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Pay particular attention to the refrain…. “YouTube is the new, new MOMA”

..but how about some mid nineties Serbo-Moldavian Miran Rudan Turkish bordello bumpin’ beats; to go with those thumpin’ hips….

Where Steve Jobs got his color schemes, and believe me I know what I am talking about….no joke.

OMFG…..this is better than Libyan porno(well almost)…I have hit the motherload…..no pun, haa, haaa…..(and OMFG, fade to red, this gives me such great happiness).

Wonderful gala last night in my honor. I danced and danced, great pleasure….aaaaahhh……!

…… a million Casiotones for the People, great pleasure….aaaaahhh……!

Later, after party, took Wangjaesan Dancers, for a spin, ha, ha, no pun… The generals watched “Dear Leader” perform “Honored Bukkake”…. Great pleasure…….aaaaahhh……!

the people, they whistle while they worked…..great pleasure….aaaaahhhh……!

and then we really confused the fuck out of the Chinese. The generals and I had them sing “Frère Jacques” and think it is revolutionary song…..ha, ha…great pleasure….aaaaahhhh……!

and of course, the best part about all this is that, after all is said and done, our very own brand of variety and propaganda pabulum differs little from our North Korean brethren’s; rendering our own opprobrium as entertaining to the educated North Korean…… as the doppelgänger boomerangs…..

In the immortal words of Lily Tomlin(via Laura Penny, whose work I shall discuss shortly) “No matter how cynical you become, it is never enough to keep up”