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Harmonikatijd….

Palemiger Spatzen- Have been know to serenade Mexican arms dealers, you can tell from the Jheri curl that they are actually from Jalisco, not Bavaria….I am also pretty sure this was shot on the remains of the Berghof….or at least Hitler’s summer grassing lands…

and some sort of Bavarian surf tunes….

Chinos Sexos..

Like a fine cheese, this one has yet to loose it’s distinctive milky flavor…
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“Yemeğe Misafir”

“Primate Bordello”… Solza se bo posušila…?

Pay particular attention to the refrain…. “YouTube is the new, new MOMA”

..but how about some mid nineties Serbo-Moldavian Miran Rudan Turkish bordello bumpin’ beats; to go with those thumpin’ hips….

Hands off the giant cabbage…

Colpo Grosso…

Where Steve Jobs got his color schemes, and believe me I know what I am talking about….no joke.

We interrupt this program……

OMFG…..this is better than Libyan porno(well almost)…I have hit the motherload…..no pun, haa, haaa…..(and OMFG, fade to red, this gives me such great happiness).

Is the Dear Leader Healthy?

Wonderful gala last night in my honor. I danced and danced, great pleasure….aaaaahhh……!

…… a million Casiotones for the People, great pleasure….aaaaahhh……!

Later, after party, took Wangjaesan Dancers, for a spin, ha, ha, no pun… The generals watched “Dear Leader” perform “Honored Bukkake”…. Great pleasure…….aaaaahhh……!

the people, they whistle while they worked…..great pleasure….aaaaahhhh……!

and then we really confused the [...]

Rube Goldberg and then some….

Anyway, since we’ve featured this one long enough, we have removed it and replaced it with clean white space. Enjoy…..

Genomic companions.

You mean like “Thomas Kinkade”. Anyway, Lucy, in the recent past, a couple people have mentioned that my work reminds them of Greg’s affectations. To such unwarranted insults, I swiftly and generally respond by quite vigorously head butting the culprits and/or accompanying genomic companions.
You should try it as well, as it is rather effective, [...]

For Griffin…and March 16.

Only when I sleep….

“I had to fold my bicycle and stow it in the shed, between the road and the garden, but when I came downstairs and didn’t want to play, I came to think that may be her pedal car was still there, in between the fields, just beneath the corn and the plow. But instead, some [...]

After the d-luge

I’m thinking Olympic event.

and of course, straight from the set of “Idiocraty”, kabuki nuts.

Doing it Soviet Estonian style…

Quick, before this blog gets dreary. This one is for you Gabriela. Gabriela runs a blog in Tartu, Estonia and I visit it from time to time. She has a good eye and is always exploring it, but what I love most about her work is that it gives you a good sense of the [...]

“Hao, hao, hao….”

One last nugget for today. I can’t really recall how many times I have watched this sort of programming while waiting for an official to show up and tell me to leave the county, as it is still officially closed to “foreign friends”, or in some dingy hotel room, in the deepest Sichuanese provincial hole [...]

Two birds, one finger…..

Here is what you might have been mesmerized by, back in 89′, if you had been moi, and watching a peasant’s 12 inch black and white TV screen. I have not been back to china since 1998 so may be now they do not need any more programming fillers such as these, but frankly it [...]

So Ronery…

As you may or may not know, Kim Jong Il, the North Korean dictator in residence, is a big film buff and has personally directed many North Korean block busters. He has even gone as far as kidnapping South Korean stars so that they might perfect their craft in North Korea. This one wasn’t directed [...]

Southern fried Koreo-Greco-Chino-Roman-Franco-Estonian…….

One of my all time favorite source of entertainment, when I travel to foreign lands, is watching their version of TV. Not only does it give me a opportunity to get a foot hold into, said alien minds, and therefore allow me to better do my job but it also satisfies a very important and [...]