“Bah, fucking, humbug..!”
Written on December 17, 2007
What have we done to deserve this? First they put a fucking idiot in office, procreate like bush rabbits… and now this….. Enough already! and the fucking thing lights up too, aaargh!
Yo, Kincade, where is that IED when you really it, I mean, really…. Thomas, next year, I promise, I am signing you up for:….. “The Running of the Car Bombs”…., and please, paint thy bird finger, and shove it up where it don’t light up; I beg you, please….!

That monstrosity looks like one of my Aunt Dorothy’s fruit cakes. Maybe this guy can commission a line of painted dildos…at least people could find a use for those.
Like I say, Merry Shitmas!
Hey, mine looks just lovely on my mantle under “Cobblestone Evening.”
Jeff
As for dildo, if I recall there is a line of religiously shaped one out there.
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/symbolic_dildos.html
Jeff- may be you can add a couple of those to your mantle.
cheerio